Tabbie
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Rich guy...
One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded,
he had everything, money a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls,
cars, anything he wanted. He was also a little eccentric, and he had
filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, him and his friends
all standing around drinking getting high and partying next to the
pool.
The guy gets up on the life guard tower and all his friends look up.
He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first person to swim across my
pool will get all my money."
No one moves. "OK then, the first person who swims across my pool gets
all my money and my house."
Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person who swims across my
pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars."
Still no one moves, not even an eye blinks this time. "OK then, all my
money my house, all my cars, all the dope you need and all the girls
you can handle, everything I own."
"SPLASH!" Someone`s in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he
rolls over like Tarzan, he`s all over the place, fighting and dodging.
Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the
tower jumps down and runs over to him.
"That was incredible! I never thought I would ever see that done. Do
you want the money now or later?"
"I don`t want the money."
"Do you want the house now or later?"
"I don`t want the house."
"Do you want the cars and drugs now or later?"
"I don`t want the cars and stuff now or later."
"Do you want the girls now or later?"
"I don`t want the girls."
The rich guy looks at him and says, "Well what the hell do you want?!?"
"I want the b*****d that pushed me in."
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May/26/05, 15:28
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Tess79
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Re: Rich guy...
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May/28/05, 11:51
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