| User since: | Jan 2006 | | Location: | Cryptic, Alabama | | Local user: | No | | Accepts email Private Messages: | Yes Send an email PM | | Accepts Inbox Private Messages: | Yes Send an Inbox PM | | External instant messagers: | none defined | | Blog available: | Yes | | Personal home page: | http://com3.runboard.com/bdeannormanscheidt | | Personal interests: | dogs, dog turds, dog vomit, dog anuses, doggerel, dog-eared pages | | Occupation: | Undercover Agent for the Surrealist Police; Public Face | | Premium user: | No
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| | Personal bio: | If I was on a train I'd probably fall off.
In the latter half of the Twentieth Century, after being asked to leave my previous life, I was born in Alabama because noone else would have me.
I witnessed the birth of the Alabama Surrealist Group, The glass veal, but was asked to leave when Mitchell Cashion observed from afar, "Does anybody know whose dog this is?" I ate the afterbirth from the godcow and visions erupted from my eyes and ears.
I then resided in a cemetery until I was rediscovered in the early nineties by an old mangy mutt living in the woods behind the public library. He thought I smelled good.
I now conduct orgies for politicians on publicly funded junkets. |
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